The party comes across a patch of Muscamoli Weed. In spite of having been over it before, they decide who should do the picking, and who should do the watching in case of attack or other horrible thing which might come this way.
The party manages to collect about four ounces of Muscamoli Weed. On the way back, they encounter what looks like trouble! They encounter a lion, a giant spider, a plains slurm, and a weird-looking yaun-ti looking thing/person spread in a “four corners” out-looking position. Spread within the four animals/creatures are two invisible, or otherwise nearly invisible creature/things. After a great deal of
uncertain bickering, complaining, and general pissing and moaning, careful tactical discussion, the party decides to attempt to “bait the trap.”
The party’s primary generic arcane spell caster, “The Professor,” creates an illusion of a traveling merchant and bodyguard, and sends them forward to see how the creatures will react. The secondary arcane spell caster, Nanashi, attempts to stealthily move forward to get a better idea of the situation. She sees a hooded and cloaked figure. At first the animal/creatures do not react to the illusions, except to sniff the air and attempt to determine if what they see is real. “The Professor” made the illusionary merchant “cast” some kind of fire based spell and back away. The simpleton snake creature took that as threatening and provocative and moved forward as the “merchant” moved backwards. Nanashi casts spells such that she can keep an eye on the hooded and cloaked figure.
As the simpleton yaun-ti approaches party via “step forward, attack, with the illusion falling back,” “The Professor” summons a celestial badger in a manner such that it would appear that the illusionary merchant had instead summoned it. The badger and simpleton yaun-ti proceed to engage in hostilities. Nanashi attempts to move as close to the hooded and cloaked figure as stealthily as possible. After the badger slays the yaun-ti, the dwarven slayer steps forward to “ascertain” the situation. She is noticed, but not attacked.
“The Professor” decides to cast speak with animals, and then attempts to enthrall them with a stirring philosophical dissertation. He manages to net the slurm and the spider. The lion, although not effected, is confused, and does nothing. Meanwhile, the two “invisible” creatures begin their assault. The first attacks the dwarven slayer, but manages only to mess up her makeup. The second “invisible” creature does significant harm to Nanashi.
The dwarven slayer and the airy creature duke it out. At first, she has a hard time seeing the creature, but manages to hit it. The elven ranger successfully shoots the creature with two arrows, causing significant damage, and making the creature much easier to see. Nanashi manages to see and deal some damage to her air render. The centaur archer shoots it with an arrow, making its visibility a non-issue.
The dwarven slayer finishes off the air render and gloats with triumph. “The Professor” takes a moment out of his dissertation to toss Nanashi a healing potion. Nessus charges the second air render, impaling it, and placing himself a bit further away, due to momentum. The hooded and cloaked figure takes out a clearly magical “stick” and is about to break it. Nanashi shoots him with a dark arrow, dealing him subdual damage, and causing him to go, “Oh, crap! That hurts!” for a moment. Nanashi then realizes, “Oh, wait! I’m bleeding,” and downs the potion.
Nessus decides to leave nothing up to chance and charges the cloaked figure. With a sweep of his two-bladed sword, he removes the poor bastard’s hands, which, along with the stick, fall to the ground. The animals are released from the force which was holding them, and run away. The handless fool falls to the ground, unconscious and bleeding profusely. “The Professor” casts a healing spell on him to stop the bleeding, and restores him to some semblance of life. He also casts gentle repose on the guy’s hands and puts them into his backpack. (We aren’t really sure why, though.)
The party then proceeds to search their captive. He had some pocket change, a masterwork dagger, a masterwork rapier, what was previously masterwork studded leather armor, and two magical pendants. The pendant was the holy symbol of The Church of God. The second pendant was an esoteric symbol which no one could identify.
After a significant investigation, the party determines that the pendants work as homing beacons, and could be used to spy on them. They then do what any good adventuring party would do in the same situation; they smash the pendants. Fortunately, Nanashi was smart, and drew a picture of the unidentified symbol before it was smashed to smithereens.
They also attempt to pump their captive for information. After a great deal of bickering and complaining, they finally come to the conclusion that they won’t get any information from him. After further bickering, they decide to slit the guy’s throat, and head back to town.
When they get to town, they go to the Askuda bar, and ask for a “fireman.” A few minutes later, a centaur, an elf, a human, and a halfling walk into the bar. (Que bar-jokes here!) Several of the bar’s patrons leave random amounts of money on their tables and hurriedly exit. The halfling steps up and introduces himself as the “fireman.” Nessus and the halfling exchange pouches, one containing Muscamoli Weed, and one containing money. The pouch containing money was short by payment for one ounce of Muscamoli Weed. Nessus took umbrage to this, and demanded proper payment. The “fireman” then handed over another pouch with payment for the remaining ounce.
Nanashi sat next to the “fireman” and cordially introduced herself. The “fireman” reintroduced himself as Clyde Marlborough. The two continued to chat at length about this, that, and the other.